A lawyer, his secretary, and one of the office paralegals are walking through the park during lunch.
They see and old bottle in the bushes, and when one of them picks it up and brushes the dirt off of it a genie appears.
The genie says "Usually I grant three wishes when I'm released.
Since there are three of you, I'll grant one wish each."
He asks the secretary what she wants.
She says "I want to be married to a super rich sugar daddy in Hawaii."
POOF! She disappears.
The genie asks the paralegal what he wants.
The paralegal says "I want to own my own tropical island populated by beautiful women."
POOF! He, too, disappears.
Then the genie asks the lawyer what he wants.
The lawyer says "I want those two back in the office ready to work right after lunch!"
They see and old bottle in the bushes, and when one of them picks it up and brushes the dirt off of it a genie appears.
The genie says "Usually I grant three wishes when I'm released.
Since there are three of you, I'll grant one wish each."
He asks the secretary what she wants.
She says "I want to be married to a super rich sugar daddy in Hawaii."
POOF! She disappears.
The genie asks the paralegal what he wants.
The paralegal says "I want to own my own tropical island populated by beautiful women."
POOF! He, too, disappears.
Then the genie asks the lawyer what he wants.
The lawyer says "I want those two back in the office ready to work right after lunch!"
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